To Stop Your Dog From Barking, Breastfeed Her!

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Taken from the frisky blog 101 ways to get your dog to stop barking? Give it the TIT? Ok people here is the deal- If you would rather let a freaking dog suck on your damn nipple because you cant stand it barking, then you need to have your stupid ass head examined-

No idiot in their right mind would allow a dog to suck on the breast except for a very SICK SICK person!

I would HATE to think of what THEY would do to the poor dog when it was in HEAT! YOU are Stupid and need to find a fast moving BUS ASAP- Oh and on a serious note- Get something done about those hideous teeth.