In todays episode of Superdadspeaks!

We find me sitting here making a list of ALL the crap that I have to do today. Laundry? Dishes? OIL change in my hotrod (Focus)? 

hmm...Haircut? Grocery Shopping? Pay Bills? Catch up on emails? Write a book? 

OR I could just sit in the pool all-day and talk to my toes and the birds flying over trying to SH&&# on my head....Yeah?