How to handle community lawn-care in the sweltering FLORIDA HEAT! via JOE SIMMONS!

Joe Simmons

Due to my hectic schedule, I've kind of let my lawn get out of control, which is embarrassing and looks bad for the whole neighborhood. So, upon going outside w/my lawnmower and experiencing the 95 degree searing heat and 1000% Florida humidity, I decided--in the spirit of teamwork and community goodwill--that my neighbors can go fuck themselves.

Straight from the mouth of comedian Joe Simmons! Made my DAY! Thanks!