Barefoot Bandit gets $2 million dollar deal from Mycocide for foot fungus

In a surprise windfall, the notorious (recently captured) Barefoot Bandit was recently offered a $2 million dollar deal from the makers of Mycocide.  This is a popular drug for treating severe cases of foot fungus or rot, which is why the bandit could never wear shoes as it was too painful... bet you wouldn't wear shoes either if your feet looked like these lol!

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