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Paris Hilton was busted in Corsica after sniffer dogs detected 5Lbs-of marijuana in her bag along with a dead French Chihuahua that had apprantly overdosed as it sniffed the shitload of weed in her bag.
The blonde billionaire who was transiting the French Mediterranean island in a private jet was hauled into the police station and has been detained indefinitely.The cashe of drugs was estimated to be 5lbs with a street value of $1,000,000.
Paris is in good spirits, her spokeswoman told reporters during a press conference. She is being allowed to text Lindsey Lohan and Donald Trump (sweaty coke whore) also is in route to Paris's aid.
President Barrack Obama told members of the press that everyone should stand in prayer for Hollywood's most infamous anorexic dog killing, now weed toting whore! And that the United States will use every possible resource to bring Paris Home, even if we have to resort to Bill Clinton- We will bring her home.
In Corsica, the only punishment for such an offense is the death penalty. Larry King told viewers that Paris was the best thing since sliced bread and that she even let him touch her breast once. Facebook Reports that three server farms have been blown out due to activity of Paris's bust.
Oh yeah, as soon as Zsa Zsa Gabore heard the news, she fell out of the bed breaking several bones in her body and was rushed to a hospital!
Fidel Castro was so distraught that he came out of hiding to speak to the masses about a possible invasion of Paris if she wasn't freed! What a night!
And last but not least! Sara Palin was so pissed off that she stomped around Alaska causing a 6.5 earthquake! Paris shook the world last night!
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