The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of a recurring American disease. The disease is Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em") and symptoms range from mild flatulence, empty financial accounts, perpetual frustration and migraines, and an inability to see reason. A spokesperson stated this disease is rampant and is approaching epidemic proportions and has become a terrible "obamanation".
The disease is contracted through the dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranuim far up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008....but now most experts, after seeing the results of those infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize just how destructive this sickness is.
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Please pass this important message on to all the bright folks you really care about.
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