Need a Clever Disguise? Underwear and Sharpie Markers to the rescue!

OK, you and your BFF have a fool-proof plan to rob that bank/liquor-store/mini-mart that you both go to all the time. But what to do for a disguise? Hmmmm... yeah that's it, permanent marker! You can just let your creative "artist" out and draw up your own mask! Nobody will ever know it was you, and after the caper, you can just draw up another identity! God what a couple of STUPID douche-bags!

But if you just can't bring yourself to create your own vision of glamor, and you like the smell of your own dirty underwear, you can just do what this lovely braindead woman did.  Simply remove your underwear, attach some paperclips, and voila... instant mask!  Perfect as it will definitely stop people from wanting to get anywhere near you while you commit your crime.  Just make sure it's nice and hot outside, and go for a run before you put on your underwear mask:

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