Insane Preacher to burn Quran, all Shakespeare, and Twilight novels! Sarah Palin to lead the way!

Gainesville, FL:  In a move that is sure to incite unrest in the world, a local religious fruitcake is gaining worldwide attention as he has declared "it's a'time fer a good ol' fashioned book burning"! 

Self-proclaimed nutjob Rev. Terry Jone, a.k.a. Jesus Christ by some in his flock, has decreed that all written works not associated with, or referencing the Holy Bible (KJ III) are to be burned as they are the works of the D E V I L.

The Reverend Terry Jone

He has slated to commence the book burning with the Quran, following up with the complete works of William Shakespeare (sinner!) and that horrible Twilight series (gay!).  He plans to continue throughout the night, and figures that dictionaries and encyclopedias will keep the fire blazin if he runs out of authors.  "When I'm done, the only book left in the world will be the BIBLE!" the nutjob proclaimed.

Of course, Sarah Palin endorses this "fun family event" completely and recommends everyone attend.  Ya Hey!

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