The new Facebook Font - Walmart profits up 200 percent

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Call your broker! As of Monday millions of bifocals and reading glasses have flew off the shelves due to Facebook decreasing it's font size!

Walmart stores have declared mandatory 23 hours a day in all there India factory's that manufacture glasses for their stores. 20 suicides have already occurred in the first day of overtime.

Who could have thought of this! It is genius! Decrease the font size and sell millions of cheap glasses! Woot! Woot!