Spanish Woman Claims She Now Owns Sun and you better be READY to pay your monthly dues.

After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner -- a woman from Spain's soggy region of Galicia said Friday she had registered the star at a local notary public as being her property.

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The document issued by the notary public declares Duran to be the "owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometers."


Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino, said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government and 20 percent to the nation's pension fund.

She would dedicate another 10 percent to research, another 10 percent to ending world hunger -- and would keep the remaining 10 percent herself.

Mr. C wishes this pile of donkey balls asshole "Good Luck" in trying to collect these trillions of dollars that we will soon owe this idiot. "wondering if the fee is extra if I bathe "Nakee" in the sun? Just wondering.