12/2010: Wall Street Bonuses reach new record 144 Billion!! US Economy declared healed by Congress!

Washington, AP:  Members of Congress have declared the economy has completely turned around, just in time for the holiday spending.  They also said their handling of the recent bank fiascos on wall street a resounding success, as confirmed by bankers getting their biggest bonuses ever this year-- to the tune of 144 billion dollars.

To commemorate the economic turnaround, congress has replaced all the body scanning equipment at airports with new machines.  There are no attendants, and it costs you a quarter to use the machine.  House Speaker Nancy Pelosi encourages every poor traveler to use the new machines instead of going for a pat-down.



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