Charlie Sheen rumors

1. Charlie Sheen

LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen filed suit Monday against the woman who was found locked in the bathroom of his Manhattan hotel suite last month, hours after she accused him of abuse in a nationally televised interview. The actor's suit accuses Capri Anderson of extortion, saying she sought $1 million to remain quiet. Earlier Monday, Anderson appeared on ABC's "Good Morning America" and alleged Sheen used racial slurs and grabbed her by the throat. Sheen's lawsuit claims the allegations are false, and that Anderson lowered her price to $500,000 on the eve of the interview. The lawsuit also accuses Anderson of taking a $165,000 watch from the "Two and a Half Men" star and locking herself in the bathroom of the hotel to conceal the watch. The suit claims Anderson sought the $1 million to avoid her airing a "sensational tale" to prosecutors in Aspen, Colo., where Sheen spent 30 days on probation for a Christmas Day altercation with his wife, Brooke Sheen. - AP

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Warner Bros. has just fired Charlie Sheen from “Two and a Half Men.” Warner Bros. issued the following statement: “After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ effective immediately.” The statement does not say if the show will go back into production.

However, this is Charlie’s statement:

“This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”

Last I heard, Dude climbed to the top of a building in Beverly Hills, pulled out a MASSIVE machete’ … and waved it around in post-termination triumph … all while drinking a bottle of Tiger Blood. It all went down at the Live Nation office building in Beverly Hills … where Charlie said he had a top-secret meeting with some old friends. After sheathing his blade, Charlie was asked how he felt about being fired from “Two and a Half Men” — to which he replied, “Free at last … free at last.”

-”The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

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