Fathers Day Status Messages for Facebook! A man knows when he is growing old because he gets those long hairs growing out of his ears! Happy Fathers Day!

Those fuckers are EVIL! Looks like a Tarantulas crawling out! Snip Snip! But with that said! Last week I was driving to work and felt something running down my neck and proceeded to touch it- When I looked at my hand It was covered in BLOOD! I started screaming "I've been SHOT"

Then I remembered that I had just ran the razor over my ear a few minutes earlier because I seen this hair! OMG! Needless to say I bled for hours with everyone at work asking me "Dude what happened to your EAR" 

Happy Fathers Day from the SUPERFATHER himself!