Dating Facebook Status Messages! Everyone should have a list of "non-negotiables". Like some people won't date smokers. Mine is I won't date guys with bigger tits than me.❤

Cool things to post on Facebook and Twitter!

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/▌*˛˚ღ •˚ ˚HELLO! ** I am the FRIGGIN' HAPPINESS FAIRY ~♥~˚ ✰*
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˚♥* So Smile . This crap is expensive!!!✰˚ ˚ღ。* ˛˚♥...Pass It On...♥
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Funny Facebook Status Messages - Life is too short to dance with fat chicks

Funny Facebook Status Messages - For believers, Jesus provides everything... except funny status updates.

April Fools Facebook Status Messages! is saving money on her cable by switching to facebook.

Funny Facebook Status Messages - I don't hate you bitch, I just hope you get your next period in a shark tank.

is wondering why people think bartenders care about your misrable life. We dont! Now leave some cash and be on your way!

Funny Facebook Status Messages - Due to time constraints, your regularly scheduled status has been postponed. Please check back later for further updates.

How to STOP Facebook Hackers! If you use Facebook then Check this out immediately.

Here's what you should do to keep your account safe:
1. Log onto Facebook and go to Account Settings
2. Select Account Security, which is the third item from the bottom
3. Click the box under Secure Browsing (https)

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Hilliarous Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste! I'm getting a massage tonight, so I drew a treasure map on my stomach. It's pretty self explanatory.

Funny Facebook Status Messages -One day you're going to look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

Funny Facebook Status Messages. Having a standoff with a spider in the bathroom.

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The Oldest Lady on Facebook Lillian Lowe

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Born in 1907, Lillian has seen all kinds of changes during her lifetime – the sinking of the Titanic, two World Wars, the first computer, and now the advent of social networking and tablet computers!

Stupidity on Facebook

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