Tiger quits TPC, says he may have bulging di*k

AP:  Tiger Woods withdrew from The Players Championship on Sunday with an injury that he fears might be a bulging disk dick.  He was supposed to be on the ninth hole at The Players Championship. In another twist for someone whose life used to be so predictable (18 holes, followed up by 2 or 3 more at the local motel),

This is Woods’ first premature withdrawal from anything, since the Nissan Open at Riviera in 2006, when he narrowly made the cut after staying up too late playing with extra holes the night before. He also withdrew from the 1995 U.S. Open at Shinnecock Hills, as a 19-year-old fan who was his late night private inspiration caused a wrist-and-palm injury from imagining hitting some deep roughage.

This one caught everyone by surprise?

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