Obama outsources Congress using a bold twist in NAFTA!

Washington (AP):  Today Obama unveiled his new plan for Congress, which is making use of the NAFTA laws passed by Congress long ago.  In 7 short days, all members of Congress will have their jobs out-sourced to India, Mexico, and China.  Members of Congress were all shocked by the announcement, naturally, as they were the ones who created the concept of shipping American work overseas and did not think any laws would ever apply to them!  Shown here are several happy Indians who will now be taking over several House seats:

Obama was also very excited, as this now opens the door to extending a welcome hand to all Muslim nations as well.  He was allegedly overhead saying "Once we have them working with NASA, and our foreign friends are running the USA, it will be easy to bring all of us together as one big happy global family!"


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