Twilight Effect causing teens to bite one another?

Well kids will always push limits, and apparently this new "love tap" is becoming more and more popular... but I don't think it's worth the risk of getting a serious infection or some other disease (hepatitus, syphilus, or HIV  anyone?)

So the next time your boyfriend or girlfriend says they want to bite you as an expression of their love, call them out as the follower that they are, give them a kick in the groin or stomach as an expression of your love..... and run-- don't walk-- to the door!

Seriously, tell them if they want to express their love, they can go out and get a job and buy you a car.  And if you want a vampire kiss for real, either go out and find a real vampire or get a good book or two on the subject... either that or go ask the Red Cross if they have any expired blood bags you can suck on (N*A*S*T*Y!)


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