Facebook has changed its name to Facelist! Facebook no longer connets you with "Old Friends" It connects you with Herpes!

According to reports that I will not disclose here (lol) Facebook has officially taken over Craigslist as the number one "Get an STD" website! Yep you knew it was only a matter of time before the sex hungry world would saturate "Facebook" First it was Craigslist, Now Facebook.

Researchers figure that more than 25 percent of Working Men and Women,  "Sluts" now use Facebook to complete the hookup! They can even book the hotel room and Google the location right from Facebook! 

I hear that some are trying to get a credit card app that lets one swipe right from the Facebook Page! 

Crazy New World!